Entry 14 – Nice Balloon Collection
Some people may look at this and think “Gee, HV, nice balloon collection.” Others, of advanced intuition and superior intellect will see, as I do – the limitless potential of the human imagination. In...
View ArticleEntry 15 – Stan’s got a balloon!
HA! I knew this would catch on! Check out Stan Herblonsky’s stab at makin balloon critters for his cubby! Nice work, Stan! (But I think you need to work on your tightening technique.) PS – I never...
View ArticleEntry 16 – Peanut Butter List
Say what? Let me explain. I have received a LOT of positive mail from readers of the YD Intranet. BUT nearly 77.8% of that mail has indicated that I may be headed for heart trouble if I keep holding...
View ArticleEntry 17 – Hello Terry O.
Good news! Through some stroke of glorious miscommunication (a specialty of the CE Dept) – yours truly just gained a new intern! I am really looking forward to finally getting some work done with the...
View ArticleEntry 18 – Gnaw on this
First off, thanks to the Sunshine Committee for spreading the word about my recent ailment. I can’t tell you how much I appreciated the awkward glances in the elevator these past few days. Here’s a few...
View ArticleEntry 19 – YD Mail Services Policy
So here was an interesting bit from a recent email. Seems my recent flurry of eBay purchases has set off some kind of alarm higher up. TGFTN (Thank God for Tom Needleburn)! Begin forwarded email: YD...
View ArticleEntry 20 – Spring Spectacular Shitlist
Wow. It’s starting to get warm outside – thank god for my personal cooling device. It fits snugly around my neck and keeps me cool all day long! Thanks to intern supreme Terry O. for the helpful hint!...
View ArticleEntry 21 – Campus restaurant map
Enough already! After so many requests from my fellow office foodies (Tricia, that includes you) to map out my local food faves, here you go: Big Ups to Terry O, graphical map master, who spent the...
View ArticleEntry 22 – Emotional goodbyes
An emotional week with Terry O. leaving (thanks to all who joined in to get TO the very nice YD Hologram lapel pin. It DOES look she’s winking!) Now…since I’m feeling low…and not just my blood sugar…I...
View ArticleEntry 23 – Hot quarterly staff retention action
Urgent note – priority set to high! To the visiting consultant from the Gavena Group assisting us through the desktop actualization and subsequent reauthorization process: You are in need of an...
View ArticleEntry 24 – Farewell to Tyra
In case you didn’t see this – it came in coded green from the supercomputer at 7:22pm, Thursday: “It is with great sadness that we bid adieu to our dear Deputy Director of Administration (and President...
View ArticleEntry 25 – Audit prep means another Shitlist!
ACK! If I hear one more stupid thing about audit prep… time for another Shit List: Cancellation of the Holiday Ice Skate and Chili Party. Apparently not enough people signed up. I saw the list in...
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